A fork of Rural Dictionary
n; a front runner, a cocky homo loving(jeter) loser who "likes" the yankees so he has a chance to indentify with the glory and victory he will never achieve in his own life.
a snobby rich stock broker who knows nothing about baseball yet sits front row all season long who sneers at anyone who beats the yankees, parading yankees history as his own feat saying, " 26 championships" a glorified version of " scoreboard"
The most intelligent and rabid of all baseball fans. The hatred other fans have for them is masked franchise envy from which they will never get over even after an afterlife of therapy.
That guy really knows baseball it makes sense he's a yankees fan.
A person who dare not enter Boston without a flak jacket and a gun.
Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.
Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!
The only people in the world who will brag about events that happened 20+ years before they were born.
Yankee Fan: Who cares that we can't win even with all these huge free agent signings, 26 rings man! WOOHOO! Talk to me when you've won 20 more rings!! YEAH!!
Any other fan: Yeah... you must have been going crazy during those title runs in the 40s man...
any female who knows less about baseball than a donkey
Man: How many outs are there in an inning?
Female: Four.
Man: How many strikes to an out?
Female: Seven.
Man: How many innings in a game?
Female: Five.
Man: Team?
Female: I'm a YANKEE FAN!!
Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.
See also: loser, wanker, gobshite
The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.