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yard ape

A child between the ages of 3-12 years. Known for their loud noises and boisterous activity.

The upstairs neighbors were reported to the landlord for allowing their yard ape and his friends to play soccer indoors.

by Jip September 06, 2005

yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban. This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it! - Sir Boris von Orloff, Eerie Indiana from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)" Air Date Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 25, 2010

yard ape

an idiividual who spends his time toiling in the hot sun...usually chasin a lawnmower or runnin some hedge trimmers. He will aspire to get on the riding mower and even make a decent wage someday, however due to his uninspired and typically dull intellect, he will remain low man on the totem pole and traditionally die an early death...motorcycle accident or cirrhosis is common!!

At enviromow we had nuttin but yard apes and had to toss in the towel after four of em kicked the bucket!

by spidergrafx November 26, 2009

yard ape

1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.

I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.

by JB2003 August 14, 2003

yard ape

An amish man, or any one with an amish background.

Those diryt yard apes need to shower more often.

by Rodney Lamp July 06, 2006

yard apes

A slang term used for unruly children.

Omagawd! Here comes the neighbor's yard apes!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009

Yard Ape

An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.

Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.

by Pedrovonpedro January 07, 2011