A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of. Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
Whoever: Asks stupid ass question You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question" Friend: "OMG such a retard haha" Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!" Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"