A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.
Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners
When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.
(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!