A fork of Rural Dictionary
yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test. yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless. yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's. ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
It is an overly used gay joke that disses someones mom. Came from the show Yo Mamma
Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail. Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale. Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
1 the answer to all questions 2 that fucktard i saw in the zoo
police:what were you doing saturday night? suspect:yo mamma
Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.
Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
A person who is so stupid that she started at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate."
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.