Country Dictionary

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Yompawt Pompawt

The second worst smell that’s ever graced us with its presence. If you would like a whiff of it, go smell a spit valve on a retards trumpet.

Lord please help me, Tom Selleck’s balls reek of yompawt pompawt, if I have to smell them again I might shrivel up and die.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 30, 2023