A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.
Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter... John: You're pissed.
alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me" used to show disbelief or dismay.
girl 1: "She likes him again!" girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"
used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way WARNING: only use around close friends
Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much Jonn: *Gasp* Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants
Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!" B: "stop! you're taking a piss!" or A: "i just got robbed" B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"