A fork of Rural Dictionary
The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva
If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.
Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
To be hit hard or knocked out thoroughly
Person 1: Hey man what happened to your face.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.