A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate comeback to any "your mom" or "your face" jokes. It's power exceedes any other comeback and it can not be rivaled.
Tom: You suck ass! Bill: Your mom sucks ass! Tom: Well your mom's face sucks ass! Bill: Your mom's face's spleen sucks ass! *Tom gets served*
"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana? James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there! James: I know, bruv Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia? Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident. Mike G: CYOS. Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it? Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all. Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you? Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"