A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nonexistent because he of the fact that you are looking it up on urban dictionary
Your girlfriend isn't here because she is cheating on you lmao
Something that doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
Used as a joke to rip on friends when you see an ugly girl or old lady. substituting a family member for girlfrined is also very effective:
say to friend as you point to a homeless person on the street: "Hey, there's your cousin."
This is said to a friend when you see any ugly slut or crack-whore walking down the street.
Me: 'Theres your girlfriend!' You: 'Shit, I got burnt.'
She is probably cheating On you Rn
Wow , i slept with your girlfriend
To tell a man their girlfriend is fucking ugly in a dumbass way in man language.
Guy1- Buzz your girlfriend! Guy2- Man! I was drunk that night. Everything was pretty.