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Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit Bro 2: Your mom's tits _________________________________________________ Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits _________________________________________________ Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 01, 2009

Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.

Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck! Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.

by Ausllyology January 18, 2019