A fork of Rural Dictionary
Where I was last night.
in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed
A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep
Black guy:are the kids almost asleep? Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them. Black guy:ok. Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!! Black guy:oh yeah that feels good! Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?
When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.
The sound your mom makes in bed: Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~ Dad: Ngh~ Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~ Dad: You like that~ Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~ Dad: You look so hot right now~ Mom: AhHH~ Dad: *cums*
A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin. Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.