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Zebra Job

When a girl gives a hand job with such a harsh grip that she bruises the penis. The resulting bruises makes the penis look like a Zebra. (Is it white with black bruises, or black with white bruises)?

Dude, Becky just gave me a sick-nasty Zebra Job! It hurts so good!

by MOMMMMMMMMMMMM August 13, 2009

Zebra Job

When Philip Rivers gives the refs head so San Diego can get one step closer to blowing it and never winning a championship. Sometimes refered to as a 'ZJ'.

Yo, did you see that Zebra Job Rivers was giving the refs last night?

by Chargers Eat Balls January 04, 2009