A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja
John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!" Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"
zombie defense initiative (ZDI) Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do? Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack? Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan. Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when. The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning: ZDI-Boston University ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison ZDI-Colby ZDI-Fairfield University ZDI-Central Connecticut State University ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton ZDI-Johns Hopkins University ZDI-University of Pittsburgh ZDI-Northeastern University ZDI-Albion ZDI-Wagner ZDI-Michigan State ZDI-SUNY Albany ZDI-Temple ZDI-Hobart & William Smith ZDI-UMaine (Farmington) ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire) ZDI-Acadia yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do? Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack? Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan. Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when. The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning: ZDI-Boston University ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison ZDI-Colby ZDI-Fairfield University ZDI-Central Connecticut State University ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton ZDI-Johns Hopkins University ZDI-University of Pittsburgh ZDI-Northeastern University ZDI-Albion ZDI-Wagner ZDI-Michigan State ZDI-SUNY Albany ZDI-Temple ZDI-Hobart & William Smith ZDI-UMaine (Farmington) ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire) ZDI-Acadia
yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).
(AKA CNZDL) The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams. Members include: Mel Gibson Sean Connery Shaq You With The Face and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!! If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!