Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Whiskey leaks

When you have had so much to drink that you end up spilling very important classified information that you should have never spoken about.

That bitch Brenda was so wasted and got a case of the whiskey leaks at happy hour. She told Carrie about her affair with Stacy and how she really got her promotion.

by the rug slug May 11, 2017

Asphalt Queen

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.

Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again

by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017

Giggity

A word used to point out a phrase that could be turned into something sexual, similar to "That's what she said". Originated from Glenn Quagmire on Family Guy.

Me, playing Terraria: Damn, this boss is so hard! My perverted sister: Giggity.

by Rossiter23 October 03, 2017

MAMIL

Middle aged men in Lycra a term coined by leading market research firm Mintel. Michael Oliver, who wrote the report, said: "Thirty or 40 years ago, people would ride a bike for economic reasons, but our research suggests that nowadays a bicycle is more a lifestyle addition, a way of demonstrating how affluent you are." The research shows that growth in bike sales is being propelled by 35- to 45-year-old men with families, who instead of going off and buying a sports car as they approach middle age now go for high-end bike instead.

Spring will usually bring Mamils out of hibernation in search of fresh Lycra and carbon fiber - their staple diet. Lycra is like Spandex in USA

by CoolJules October 04, 2010

Ferda

Commonly used among hockey players. It means "For the" for short. Like ferda boys and for the boys. Also used to describe someone as a good friend or something that sounds cool.

Riley: Wanna play some puck ferda? Jonesy; That sounds pretty ferda.

by Ya I'd say so How bout it. January 18, 2017

grillfit

An outfit you wear specifically for grilling

I got charcoal all over myself; good thing I'm wearing my grillfit

by definitelynottheghostofmichael January 02, 2024

Sheeple

People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with no cognitive ablilities of their own.

All the teens were wearing bell-bottoms because they were sheeple.

by Naegling October 03, 2003