A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.
When two people in love go for a nice long walk. Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.
Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out. Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love! Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?
Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
How to show that you really love her
When you're stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying "I love you too."
To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of a) having too much time on your hands b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people. Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU! 2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd? *they are then gruesomely devoured*