Country Dictionary

orgasm

A pleasurable turmoil among Human Beings generally experienced near the culmination of the act of procreating , and/or lacivious activity involving sexual gratification. It IS that gratification. Also called "Blowing your load", "Shooting the goo" or "Spilling your seed", for men and "The Tingle", "Getting your Ya-Ya's out", and "Religion without skepticism", for females.

Mr. Johnson had a great orgasm as he was blowing his load into Miss Anthrope who, experiencing a moment of religion without skepticism, you could hear her cry to the Heavens.

phaedim

unseen dirt, embedded grime that remains in skin cells.

After He washed his hands He could still grind his palms together and you could see the tiny rolls of the phaedim within his palms