Country Dictionary

Zippertits

A slur for trans men

You see Tom early? Yeah I didn't know he had zippertits

Kentucky thumb

Plugging a whole with your thumb

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Kentucky thumb in the Walmart bathroom.

Cornfed

Large but not unhealthy midwestern males typically have unusually muscular calves, and women typically have relatively large natural breasts

God damn did you see that O-lineman from Indian creek 6 feet of cornfed rage.

chicken washer

A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.

Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.