A fork of Rural Dictionary
Peru is a city nestled in the heart of the illinois valley. by far peru is the largest and has multiple stores such as walmart, target, peru mall, kmart, hobby lobby, mendards etc. peru also has many restaurants such as culvers, buffalo wild wings, apple bees etc. with all these attractions, peru is pretty boring. the mall has almost no stores but a movie theater. peru also has a bowling ally which most of the time is occupied by leagues.
Teenagers/adolecents from peru often see themselves as higher on the social chain than those from lasalle or oglesby. They become quite offended if mistaken to be from a different city.
Peru children go to LaSalle-Peru township highschool, home of the Cavaliers. The Cavs, as the are nicknamed, have a kick ass volleyball team, basketball teams, baseball/softball teams. The football team is often a dissapointment, but some years the boys do quite well. Football games and Basketball games are Lp's main attraction. They have a pretty good arts division as well. However due to budget cuts, Lp is without an agricultural program The Cavs are known for their rowdy and supportive superfans who wear ridiculous costumes at all home basketball and football games. Lps biggest rivals are geneseo, streator, and of course OTTAWA
Person 1: Are you from LaSalle?
Peruvian: Hell no! Do i look like i'm from lasalle? I'm definitely from Peru, Illinois
usually a girl, who is not only a slutbag, but is rather stupid about it too. she will have sex, give blow jobs, etc to/with many guys, and then wonders why people call her a whore. She is usually the cause of many ended relationships, and hated by many girls.
dumb whore: why don't i have any friends?!
tolerant person: because you fuck everything with a pulse
dumb whore: but guys like me!
tolerant person: no, guys wanna fuck you because you're easy.
typically a girl, who is a whore, but does it secretly. She will fuck a guy who asks her to and give blow jobs, but doesn't tell anyone about it/ brag about it. she knows how to keep friends and does not mess around with her friends boyfriends, and will only fuck a guy with a girlfriend if she thinks he's really worth it
boy one: hey, i fucked jane last night
boy two: no way! shes not a whore, shes a prude
boy one: nah, man she's a smart whore.