Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chokeular

Medical terminology for describing a damaged penis. Meaning it may be have damaged via excessive choking of the chicken.

"According to the scars, his penis looked quite chokeular."

by $hIti0T June 05, 2015

Titty Twister

To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force. Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.

That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Poop Plunger

Derogatory statement for a homosexual.

"When Bill got drunk at Pete's, Bill's asshole alarmed him the next morning that Pete was a poop plunger. Pete fucked Bill in the ass when Bill was passed out. Poor Bill."

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Pruple Nurple

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.

Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off. The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.

by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

by $hIti0T July 05, 2014

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 03, 2014

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her! Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014