Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: February 01, 2005

Bora

The name the rest of the world over for the Volkswagen Jetta MkIV (99.5-2004 at least). Named after the strong European wind mentioned somewhere else here.

"That dude drives a bad-a$$ Bora!" "He changed the badges on his Jetta to say "Bora". What a wannabe."

by ::analogue:: March 26, 2004

Yubaba

Character from the Japanese animation "Spirited Away". She was the boss at the bath house.

Yubaba told Chihiro to prepare a bath for the Stink Spirit.

by ::analogue:: September 06, 2003

stumpf

A half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf!

I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf..

by ::analogue:: September 09, 2004

cah

Bostonian for "Car"

"Hey Hah-vey, go pahk the cah!"

by ::analogue:: August 29, 2003

r0x0rs

Rocks! As in it's bomb! Or bad-ass!

That r0x0rs my c0cks0r!

by ::analogue:: January 09, 2004

soft

That's the ,,llello'' (say: yay-o) (sniffy snack) but not the ,,piedra''.

Hey you got any soft? I feel like doing a line... or Hey vato, vendeme tantito ,,soft'', tengo ganas de un pericazo...

by ::analogue:: September 11, 2004