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Ding Dong Dome

n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.

1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.

2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!

by =>mittens<= May 01, 2009

Dick Bean

n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.

I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

or

You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.

by =>mittens<= May 01, 2009

Fuck'n A

An exclamation used when anything, good OR bad happens.

There is never a bad time to use the phrase "Fuck'n A".

Guy: "Dude! I heard you copped some fatty dome from your friends mom last night! Good work!"
You: "Fuck'n A man, you know I did!"

or

Friend: "Bro, you sucked off a goat in a drunken rage last night... And you still got some skeet on your douche goggles..."
You: "AWWW, FUCK'N A why didn't you stop me?"

by =>mittens<= May 01, 2009