A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being a person is in having unrealistic expectations for their love life after watching Jim and Pam’s relationship on the office.
Bro I’m Jammed! Your expectations are too high! Your Jammed! I just finished watching “the office” and now I’m Jammed!
A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times. Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer. -or- Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton? Rivka: no I’m shomer Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton? Rivka: omfg of course babe Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!? Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
The laid back popular type athlete but also like the quiet mysterious guy in my art class. He's the kind of guy to spend his summer balancing a part-time job with preparing for the SATs. He may even star in your community Theater's production of "Grease." He love's "Footloose" and thrillers like "Hunger Games" because of the oh-so-tender romance story. In 10 years he could be doing anything from teaching music at his old high school to writing a travel blog. His yearbook would probably name him "Best dressed" or maybe "Friendliest." He's ultra-confident and makes everyone feel comfortable and at ease. He lives in the moment and is always true to himself. You probably love his goofy sense of humor but he's also super sensitive and all around just a good guy.
Moshe Dovidovics, I know I won't be able to help you with your Calculous homework in the middle of the night but PLEASE feel free to call me, especially in the middle of the night!! Ily <3 Well, I guess if I HAD to be selectively shomer and hook up with someone on Conclave I'd choose Moshe Dovidovics. I know that I can't control myself around Moshe Dovidovics, especially after 9:30...
The positive pleasure one feels from being a voyeur to an act of lesbianism.
E and S: *kiss* S: oh sorry if that made you uncomfortable Y E: yeah we won’t kiss in front of you if it makes you uncomfy Y: don’t worry I’m Prophobic, carry on
An extreme irrational fear of raw dough(not relating to whether or not it contains raw eggs.) Symptoms: nausea or discomfort whilst looking at, smelling and possibly even the thought of raw dough.
"I have doughaphobia" -or- Friend: *sees you eating raw cookie dough* *throws up* you: what's wrong? friend: that was so gross! you: my cookie dough? friend: yes! I have doughaphobia
A person who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons when it’s convenient for them. A religious Jewish person who is willing to hook up with certain people or types of people but is other wise Shomer Negiah.
“I’m not shomer Negiah, I’m shomer negotiable” “I’m shomer negotiable” ••••••••••• A: are you shomer negiah B: I’m shomer negotiable