Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Quant

A person who uses soulless, purely statistical means to determine and/or affect an outcome.

Joe Visionary: Building a school and lowering labor hours would improve the lives of these workers, and future generations of their children, enabling them to become self-sufficient contributors to the economy. Quant: It would also cost more, lower productivity, raise spirits, and give them a mind of their own to branch out beyond simple labor -- not good for the bottom line, bro.

by liveMike January 11, 2014

boom boom

basic, low level class. A regional adjective used in Tampa, FL

I got placed in the boom boom math class next year.

by hime_chan October 27, 2006

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans. Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne February 26, 2014

FriYAY

The bastardization of the perfectly functional word ‘Friday’. A word that the mentally incompetent believe to be useful.

"T-G-I-FRIYAY, thanks to my work week being over I can go be an idiot everywhere else!

by Youredoingitwrong December 21, 2018

Exhaustipated

Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.

by krob7418 April 17, 2009

De-extinction

The ability to resurrect extinct species.

After watching "Jurassic Park," some scientists walked away thinking de-extinction was a pretty good idea.

by costrike March 16, 2013

Shit Bow

An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shit bow.

by CurbThyself August 23, 2011