A fork of Rural Dictionary
an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.
"chuck-wanna go to the park timmy-no, i have ass cramps chuck-lazy timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day timmy- no i got it from working yesterday chuck-you got fired 3 days ago timmy-well....well chuck-lazy