A fork of Rural Dictionary
egalitarian fairies. They destroy all hierarchies so everyone can live in a lulled, unthinking existence where no one is ever oppressed by the excellence of their betters.
"That guy's better than me; it's not fair! I'm going to wish on some egalitaries to bring him down to my miserable level"
mentally handicapped land whales
tumblr users are a bunch of mentally handicapped land whales.