A fork of Rural Dictionary
Richard is 20 meters from your house and rapidly approaching.
Richard is outside your window now... You can't hide from him, He will find you...
Can refer to many things; 1. Public Relations; Companies trying and failing to act cool. 2. Press Release; Information sent to the press that can then be sensationalized. 3. Puerto Rico; Some small island the US bought from spain to win a war or smth 4. Power Rangers; Greatest show of our era 5. Per Rectum; When something is administered rectally, like my c- 6. Pull Request; Some dumb computer bullshit, I dunno I just thought it sounded funny. 7. Praseodymium; The 59th element on the periodic table, pretty sure it's used to make lighters and planes and shit. That's just naming a few.
Person 1: wanna watch some PR bro? Person 2: fuck yeah PR my ass bro *they then get married and live happily ever after or something I don't know*
A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker. Fucking Guy Hecker I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared. What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.
Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?
Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!