Country Dictionary

mealy mouth

Timid and frail of action to the point of being highly irritating. Lacking in action. No back-bone. Passive. Submissive. Perceived as a "sweet" person. A term mostly applied to women (by other women) who will neither engage in straight conversation nor take action.

The character of Melanie (Hamilton) Wilkes in the old movie Gone With The Wind. As Scarlett would say, "That mealy mouth Melanie...."

Bases

baseball as a sexual metaphor Going up to bat: Attempting Bullpen: Foreplay 1st base: French kissing 2nd base: Above the waist 3rd base: Below the waist Home Run: Sex Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours Foul Ball: Ass sex Strike out: Not getting it up Line Drive: One night stand 10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own Pop fly: Stealing virginity Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation Gapper: Easy lay Bases loaded: Threesome Third base coach: The person who's filmming Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad) Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms Cup: condom Steroids: Birth control Error: No Orgasm Broken Bat: Broken dick Extra Innings: Four times in a row Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom Bat boy: Fluffer Field: Heartshaped bed Dugout: Back seat of a car

Bases: Self-Explainitory

Blowover

When a friend makes friends with a new person at the bar and ignores their existing friends

Chris pulled a blowover at Lupe tortillas in San Antonio by befriending some skanks at the bar instead of paying attention to his real friends.

Fabcas

When you’re dressed fabulous from the waist up, but casual from the waist down

Chris was fabcas because he looked fabulous from the waist up in his velvet and bling, but casual from the waist down in his jeans and slides.