Country Dictionary

Substance applied to the teefs during the process of brushing.

He brush his teefs with teefpaste before he go to bed

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

Possibly the world's greatest acrinem however the hell u spell it
stands for what the fuck

WTF, mates? -this is from ebaumsworld on the end of the world, and if u havent watched it yet u MUST!!! or u will die so go to www.ebaumsworld.com and go to the search in the top right hand corner and type in end of the world-

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)

'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'

Apple (as opposed to boysenberry)

Mom: What flavors of jelly?
Jacob: Spossle and boysenberry.
Mom: What was the first one?
Jacob: Apple.

short for Foogot

Dan: shut up matt
Matt: your such a foog