A fork of Rural Dictionary
present tense of bonkled (2nd def)
They were about to bonkle the bearded lady
Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.
Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay rent this month, I spent all my money on Bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same, I guess we're going to be homeless"
1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.
1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.
Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay for rent this month, I spent all my money on bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same"