A fork of Rural Dictionary
a mean principal from a crappy ass school. Also known as Captain Dyke
Stupid Captain Dyke gave me the six foot rule for hugging someone. How gay is that?
the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"
p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!
..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.
AMAZING band. Geoff is a lyrical genius and the band as a whole kicks arse! Check them out!
Thursday will one day rule the world.
What do you get when you mix a (crazy) goat and a homeless drug addict?
"beastiality" (and waxed hair)...
he he he
-The British Museum "Little Book of Erotica"
frisbee jumped off the diving board and nearly landed on the jamaican below