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Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?

level 99 white mage

God casts level 5 world flood, many things die

The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.

Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?

the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.

theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'

dog backwards.

person1:"Hey look its god"

person 2: "No thats a dog"

Man's most deadly creation.

billions of people have died in the name of god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.