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caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel, 2. offensive critisism, (also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard" 2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

by cory December 15, 2004

pt

A military abbreviation for physical training, which can be anything from a series of push-ups, jumping jacks, sit-ups, running, etc that is usually done in formation or with a group of other military personnell

"Our squad does PT right before revellie"

by Cory June 25, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The greatest rock band that ever existed who's first album was released in 1969. With Rober Plant on lead vocals, Jimmy Page on guitar, John Bonham on drugs, I mean drums, and John Paul Jones on the bass. Jimmy Page and John Bonham are the best guitarist and best drummer ever, respecitively. Led Zeppelin broke up in 1979 with the death of John Bonham. Every word and every note of every Led Zeppelin song is pure genius. Their songs rock harder everytime I listen to them.

Led Zeppelin wrote "The Song Remains the Same"

by Cory June 25, 2004

ems

An acronym used for the phrase "eat my shit." Often used by people who get pwn3d by newbies in Tribes.

EMS U FUXNIG N00B!!!1111shiftshiftshift

by Cory April 11, 2005

1111

king killer

ima tru blu 1111.....cappen off lk's

by cory September 05, 2003

singed nut hairs

Pubes that have been singed

my nut hairs are on fire, they are singed.

by Cory August 10, 2004

sika flah

(two meanings) (1) an expression. namely used when shanking somebody. (2) turn it around and say it backwards (halfakis, or half a kiss)

(1) SIKA FLAH!! Die fucker!! (2) sika flah now, and sika flah later

by cory December 04, 2004