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When you drop cupcakes decorated in sprinkles and it lands upright. They HAVE to have sprinkles and land upright. Comes from the French word for cupcake.
Past tense: petitgated (pe-tet-gay-ted). Future tense: petitgit (pe-tet-gite). Present tense: petitgat (pe-tet-gat).

(past tense): "I petitgated my cupcakes"
(present tense: "I better not petitgat these cupcakes"
(future tense): "you better not petitgite those cupcakes when we make them tomorrow"

giga chad misspelled

"i misspelled gigachad on urban dictionary and typed gigachar"

Squeezing soap out of a sponge, usually while washing a car and all of the soap spills out onto the car.

"sprish all the soap out!'

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.

person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish