Country Dictionary

Synonymous with taint. The no-man's-land skin between the shit shute and the whack bag or snizz.

After biking for an hour, my gurgilla gets all numby and wants to fall off.

When a man and woman are naked, they are both standing up, the woman has her thighs together, and the guy fucks the gap at the top of her thighs just below her snizz. It works facing each other, or the guy behind.

My girl was on the rag, so I gap fucked her last night.

A naval term for your dick.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the port hole.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the poop deck.

"Hand in Pants." Used by strippers, and customers of lap dances to ask for some special treatment in the back room, i.e. a hand job.

When I went into the back room with the stripper for a lap dance, I asked her if she was down with some H.I.P.

Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.

See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

It's where your wife keeps your balls once you get married.

My wife keeps a lock on the ball jar to keep me in line.

My wife always keeps a lock on the ball jar, but opens up the dick jar once a year so we can have sex.