Country Dictionary

Motherage

One of the more commonly used words in the age saga. By putting "age" at the end of a word, it is considerd funny, so can liven up the dullest of conversations.

Oh motherage, where are my airwalks?

Noel Crow

A ridiculously skinny person who makes sounds like a crow to emphasize it.

Stop making that noise you skinny twat. Stop being a Noel Crow.

Weeching

Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.

For fucks sake stop Weeching, it's not even funny!!! It's just a Lamp.