A fork of Rural Dictionary
As heard on Katy Perry's 'Last Friday Night': "Think I need a ginger ale. That was such an epic fail." Exclamation: Epic fail. Noun: A metaphorical drink that is needed after doing something exceptionally stupid or lame.
I was trying to do a double backflip on my BMX the other day, but I bailed hard. Ginger ale! I need a tall glass of ginger ale because I just wrote off my car.