Country Dictionary

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Simple Plan

1. A plan that's simple. 2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music

1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you. 2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.

by 1069 August 01, 2005

Kiss FM

Usually involves Clear Channel Communications or Entercom. An automation system. Recordings of dudes with huge egos flirting with teenage girls. Reverb. Pitched up music. And the same cRAP played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you want to throw your radio out the window. Can also mean other things. Depends on the city.

102.7 KIIS FM I'm Ryan Seacrest and I love myself. 103.7 KISS FM hey here's some more rap yo girlie girl 103.5 KISS FM whats up I'm a dude hey here's a hot joint girlie girl I want yo numba! 96-1 KISS FM here's Jack Johnson with Flake! Kiss 108 is WXKS Medford-Boston 104-7 KISS FM whazzup Phoenix yo we playin some HOT JOINTZ FO SHO! etc

by 1069 May 17, 2006

MTV 2

Started out in 1996 as M2, later MTV-2. The original plan was to bring back music videos since MTV dropped them. MTV-2 had a pretty decent variety. On January 1st 2001 it merged with The Box Music Network (which was a pay per view music video network seen on cable and Low Power TV stations) Not all that much changed other then the fact that they cross promoted it much more with MTV. In 2002, the boneheads at Viacom decided to start adding more rap and non music programming to the schedule. Fianlly they did it again. MTV-2 is now just another MTV with nothing but rap and shit shows. Then they re imaged the network with a tacky logo with 2 dogs. Instead of the video names being on the bottom left like most music videos, they flash them in the middle of the screen. They also flash pointless messages in the middle of the screen such as "Stop thinking about your hair" MTV-2 is now officially a big waste of bandwidth. Their website is also a worthless piece of shit.

MTV 2 was good. Now its shit.

by 1069 January 06, 2006

bubbler

One of those things found in public places (usually near rest rooms) that has a mini faucet and drain. People often spit, throw trash in and drink water out of these things.

Be right back I have to get a drink at the bubbler

by 1069 September 12, 2006

Celine Dion

French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.

Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.

by 1069 August 19, 2006

Kenosha

4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in Wisconsin. In Kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. You will find asshole drivers (Some of them from Illinois) who WILL drive and WILL push their way through wheather you like it or not. What's there to do in Kenosha? Drink beer at one of the corner bars. Outlet Shopping (Like outlet malls and stuff, go to Kenosha) Other recreation includes shoplifting from ShopKo and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. Thats really about it. The downtown area as well as much of the residentual areas looks trashy and rundown. The police in Kenosha often use excessive force. Examples of this include beating people with musical instruments and pepper spray at a punk rock event and shooting an un armed man who they thought was armed. So watch what you do if you drive through this shithole. People who live in Kenosha often nickname it "Kenowhere" or "K-Town" People in Milwaukee think people from Kenosha are red necks when in reality they're just a bunch of drunks and jackasses.

Hi I'm from Kenosha! Wow. You must be a hick!

by 1069 October 15, 2005

AIM

Instant messanger service and software. The software sucks. Don't download it. It runs as slow as a turtle and displays all kinds of ads and contains spyware. Use Trillian instead to prevent frustration and viruses.

SHIT. AIM comes with Viewpoint Media Player. Aw crap more popups.

by 1069 October 25, 2005