A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.
Olly: Where did u go on Friday? Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it, Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.
The male equivalent of a woman's womb. Where the "hetus" gestates for nine months during male pregnancy.
Doctor: Judging by the cobwebs inside your moomb, you have a nasty case of syphilis. Stewart: Fuck.