A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small town in northern Indiana. Most of the population is over 60. Almost anyone who is not 60 goes to either Saint Joseph's College (Pumas) or Rensselaer Central High School (Bombers). Although a small "city" Rensselaer is the biggest town in its area. It has a Wal-Mart, two movie theaters, five stop lights, six schools, and about twenty churches.
1st person: There is NOTHING to do in Rensselaer!
2nd person: At least you guys have a Wal-Mart