Country Dictionary

):

When you flip :(

Person 1: :(
Person 2: Turn that frown upside down ;)
Person 1: Okay
Person 1: ):
Person 2: fuck you

):

An unhappy or sad face.

Marie: I would like a cup of tea...

Susie: Noooo

Marie: ):

):

A sad smiley. Often used to elude the onslaught of emoticons on instant messengers / forums. Idiots often confuse it as a typo for :)

John: :( (emoticon shows up)
Frank: Bitch! Don't use emoticons!
John: ):
Frank: Better, bitch.

):

''):'' or ''the sad face'' are two symbols (one round bracket and one colon), used to express sadness.
It is most commonly used in social media posts, or instant messages.

1. person 1: ''imma give you some diabetus.'' person 2: ''but i don't want diabetus ):''
2. ''today i bought a goose, but then it spontaneously combusted ):''

):

When you're wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper

Person 1: Dude wtf happened why are you crying
Person 2: ):

):

Sadness also known as being a depresso expresso

):- when you don’t have a happy attitude and got the feels