A fork of Rural Dictionary
what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony) CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??" Hannah: "NOT ME!" Meagan: "Me either" Hannah: "Obviously." *Clyde walks in* Meagan and Hannah "..." Clyde: "I wipe..." Meagan: "Ew."
When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
"OMGWTFBBQ What's that smell??" "Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."