A fork of Rural Dictionary
The reason why tickets are higher when the team is winning
Real Fan #1: Man, I been a diehard fan since Day 1, win or lose. I'm so happy that the (favorite team) are finally in the playoffs!!!
Real Fan #2: Me too but I can't believe the ticket prices for these playoff games.
Real Fan #1: Damn Bandwagon Fans !!!
Real Fan #2: Fuck those guys
The year that the bad orange man was elected as the President of the United States.
2016 provided one of the greatest upsets in American history when Republican Donald J Trump defeated Democrat Hillary Clinton in the Presidential election.
A deceased gorilla who received over 15,000 votes in the 2016 presidential election.
Voter 1: "Who are you voting for, Hillary or Trump?"
Voter 2: "Man, both those guys suck. I'm writing in Harambe on my ballet."