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Success in anything Charlie Sheen does.
Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING. I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'. The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
The recent bout of self-destructive behavior perpetrated by Charlie Sheen, as defined by the actor himself in the myriad of interviews he's given to the national press.
NBC's Jeff Rossen: "Charlie, you recently lost custody of your kids and got fired from your job as the lead actor on 'Two And A Half Men.' What's going on?" Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
A lifestyle pioneered by Charlie Sheen and practiced by those in Sheen's Korner. This exclusive society demands Adonis DNA and tiger-worthy behavior of its members. You are either winning, or you're with the trolls.
Roger Ebert: I could get a million followers like Charlie Sheen did, but my wife would leave me and I'd be a poor lonely sap like he is. Charlie Sheen: Yeah, you really don't know lonely till you've gone to town on 5 chicks at once. Still winning, plan better.
What Charlie Sheen does
"The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.” -Charlie Sheen
An ongoing cycle of competence and achievement in various endeavors. You cannot win; there is only the continuous action of winning. In other words, banging 7 gram rocks.
Charlie Sheen: "Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."