A fork of Rural Dictionary
Joe: I texted you earlier. What happened? Mike: My POSA phone was acting up. I need to upgrade.
Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office. James: Yeah. She'll get it.
The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today? Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way. Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
excellent ball handling skills.
did you see how a.i. put antonio on the floor twice? he got taps!!
To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.
I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.
One who sends you on a blank mission. One who misguides or misdirects.
Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.