A fork of Rural Dictionary
This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.
(Fart sound) Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!! Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.
to laugh so hard that you cry a little
Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.
A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.
Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets. Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song. Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.
General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required
Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend? Mike: Eat monkey ass.
the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape
I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.
Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.
Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store? Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp. Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick. Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!