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Like how an octoroon is a person who is 1/8 black, an octojewn is a person who is 1/8 Jewish. See: quadjewn

Guy 1: wait, you’re Jewish?
Guy 2: well sorta, I’m an octojewn.

Like how a quadroon is a person who is 1/4 black, a quadjewn is a person who is 1/4 Jewish. See: Octojewn

Guy 1: wait, you’re Jewish?
Guy 2: well sorta, I’m a quadjewn.

Someone who bates at the amateur level, instead of the master level, such as a masterbater

Guy 1: When when the first time you jerked it?
Guy 2: Well, technically when I was 13, but back then I didn’t really know what I was doing. I was more of an amateurbater.

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.

One’s anal virginity

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!