A fork of Rural Dictionary
Girl I Like From Far Away. This is the girl that you think is hot until you are close enough to see what she really looks like. Also A girl that looks good from behind but looks like a baboon from the front.
I saw this hot chick the other day so I walked up to her but the bitch was a GILFFA and I almost tossed my fuckin cookies.
similar to the shocker with the addition of the thumb and tongue. 2 in the pit, 1 in the shit, thumb on the clit, and tongue on the tit.
I think I am going to give little betty the super shocker tonight. Giggity giggity.
A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.
Donkey love, also know as cum, jizz, juice, or just love is so named because the person often makes donkey like noises when excreting it from his penis.
A phrase coined by dumbass rednecks all over the south and made famous by Denis Leary.
Dang man! A ding dang do! I can't think of a damn intelligent thing to say on account of bein' a dumb redneck.
Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.
I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.