A fork of Rural Dictionary
the state of being inebriated enough to make up words...drunk and loving every second of it
"I'm so tossed, it's magnorious!"
"That party was amazing...everyone was tossed!"
verb; discarded - Generally used in the context of "thrown away" or "tossed into the garbage."
"I tossed the old mouse for my computer - it wasn't working worth sh*t."
1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.
NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.
1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.