Country Dictionary

A woman who womanizes her man. A Violent Maneater.

I got beat up by my wife again, she is such a manwonizer.

Terrifyingly surprised.

Team Green thought they were gonna win the race until the Yamaha rider terraprised them on the last lap and won by a cunt hair!

when someone who is crying hears something funny, laughs and cries at the same time.

my son is such a craugh-baby every time he gets hurt i tell a joke and the craughter begins. that little craugher

The art of spitting rhyming lyrics over bluegrass instrumentals

Have you heard of the new genre of music where its rapping over bluegrass, its called bluegraps

To try and say you're some where based on other landmarks nearby and it's not where you say because where you say isn't by what you see.

This is my city bro you cant geografalsify shit on me I know what's across the street from Burger King it ain't the days inn it's the rodeway

One who is addicted to stealing chocolate on an astronomical scale

George is not just a chocoholic, he is a kleptchoctonaut!

one who goes around fingerbanging peoples mothers

everytime he rolls a joint it smells like poontang, that motherfapper!.